Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I just want to thank the Academy for this tremendous honor

I wouldn't be here today had it not been for my dog, Cocoa. I just don't even have the words (voice cracks). My god, it's just so heavy.



Yes, I have put my hands on Shosha's bronze statuette she brought back from Ghana. It is Oscar-sized and you better believe that I've been practicing my acceptance speech in the mirror. It's actually a very interesting piece of art. I can't tell if it is a woman or a man. It seems to have breasts in addition to a short and squat penis. Maybe it is confused.

And here is my muse: Cocoa and Daddy howling together.



I'll be posting the News from Lake Cappsbegon with lots and lots of pictures as soon as the high speed is installed (oh damn, I just gave away the most exciting news).